iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
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"   For all the things my hands have held,
The best by far is you   "
-Andrew Mcmahon, Cecilia and the Satellite (via natashakills)
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OMG I’ve never seen someone so cute 😍
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gotitforcheap:

dinuguan:

tropical

love mac demarco 

this is Frankie Muniz…..


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peach-wars:

back-hallways @ school 💼
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can any of you guess wtf this is 😂

yes… that is really my number, shoot me a text pls ;-)

Q: What's your description of a perfect man and are you single?

I’m not single, and my description would be too long to fit… but in simple words.. I just want someone with the same goals and aspirations as me, and I wanna be a successful couple who can still fuck the shit out of each other every night 😇


asked by Anonymous
Q: Mind shooting me yo number?

818-696-9696 :~)


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thefinestbitches:

Joia John

DIME💘